- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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