- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A midget walked under a bar.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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