Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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