Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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