Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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