- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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