What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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