Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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