- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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