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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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