- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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