- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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