- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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