What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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