- Anti Joke

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

woman's rights

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken