- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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