Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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your life

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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