What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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