Women's Rights

Communism hehe xd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Heskey time.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

LOL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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