Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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