I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Justin Bieber

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Anti Joke

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