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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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