- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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