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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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