- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A man died.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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