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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A hill billy went fishing

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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