- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.