What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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