Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

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