What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Internet Explorer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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