- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

this last joke was a correction to the other one

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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