what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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