What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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