- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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