- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

smell the vitamin C

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

I C U P White stuff

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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