Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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