What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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