What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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