- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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