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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's better than a stick? A stone

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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