Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Hello penis

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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