your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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