- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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