- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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