What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Suck pussy

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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