Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Men's rights

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Anti Joke

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