A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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