- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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