- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A guy at a baseball game....

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Men's rights

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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