- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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