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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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