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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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