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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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