A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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