A man walks into a bar. Splash.

human centipede

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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