Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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