Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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WNBA

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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