a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Yellow People !!

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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womens rights.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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