- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

My cat just died.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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