- Anti Joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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