-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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9/11

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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